Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Patri-autism


I got to feel two of the three colors that make up our great nations flag today.
D.

5 comments:

The Critic said...

Blue and white? Red and blue? Red and white? I don't even remotely understand what you're saying.

You were a sad honkey? (B&W)
You were a cold from the blustering winds honkey? (R&W)
You were depressed and cold? (B&R)

Dave said...

I felt caucasian and sad with my options because I felt a vote for Dennis a waste... he gave up on me, so I gave up on him.
D.

Anonymous said...

Dear Dave and Illinois, Thanks for contributing to the probable impending defeat of the first viable women candidate for president. While I loved Barack enough to buy a tshirt this summer, my loyalties have shifted to my sister, Hill. Women are far better at cleaning up messes left by men than men are.

Anonymous said...

Oops ... woman

Dave said...

God, I'd really hate to use this analogy, but Hill's is 'like taking a knife to a gun fight.' She's going to have to deal with men. Should the situation arise, typical girl defense tactics like whipping up some tears and sobbing isn't going to stop a war. Kidding.

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