Monday, June 9, 2008

Once Again...

If everyone would just learn to listen to me in the first place, we'd all be better off..

No offense if you are one of the many who have chosen not to follow my advice and have ended up in useless occupations, loveless marriages or abusive relationships, and stuck living in places you hate, believe me, I understand that having a blunt friend tell you the truth is not always something that you want to hear. I also understand that as a result I have lost many good friendships because of this. But, I wouldn't be a good friend, sister, daughter, co-worker, and girlfriend if I didn't tell you. And, to be frank, 9 times out of 10 you end up calling me years later, apologetic and telling me I was exactly right. So...


If I have told you something recently: LISTEN! I'm most likely older and wiser than you.

1. Don't take a manual labor job, you will just end up regretting it
2. Dump him, you know its better for you, stop being a stupid abused woman.
3. Don't pay two rents when you can move and secure a better future.
4. Don't smoke, it just makes you complain about your throat for a week.

I'm done.
A.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Dr. Phill I mean Andrea... Just kidding, your advice has helped me through some times

A & D said...

My lungs hurt, why did I smoke those damned cigarettes at the party? I should have listened to you.
D.

The Critic said...

I'd advise, don't strain, you'll only hurt your bottom. If you can't go, wait.

Also, overnight shipping is a rip-off even if it is someone's birthday.

Ferrets do not make good pets.

Drink as many eight ounce glasses of water before bed as corresponding drinks you drank that night (one shot = one glass of wine = one beer; therefore big margaritas probably = 2.5 shots). then drink two more. do not take tylenol.

Anonymous said...

1. Not necessarily if you can support your family and have a good foundation built on love. You may not enjoy it, but who does enjoy their job all the time?!?

2. Mentally and physically- it is all wrong. No matter who is playing the game!

3. For 1 or 2?

4. Judge not lest ye be judged!

A & D said...

Wow. These four things were for SPECIFIC people and they know who they are.

1. YES, a 22 year old recent college graduate who has a solid foundation in business will regret leaving that position to work for a railroad.

2. MY sister needs to stand up and take care of herself, and she knows it.

3. My friend shouldn't pay rent for an apartment in columbus and one in chicago, thats just silly, especially if he has the potential to make much more money in a year.

4. D. doesnt want to smoke, and complains about it when he does, and has told me to tell him to stop.

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